Release the evil!
Nicky
Release the good. Release the awesome!
Nicky
I've never been to Earth, dad. I've never even slept over at some other dude's house.
Nicky
From now on, I'm just gonna avoid all moving metal objects.
Nicky
I'm wasted!
Beefy
You love acting, I love pissing.
Beefy
Now, that hurt the both of us.
Beefy
mr beefy.....say it say it.........and i love you
Beefy
I think Victoria just told me her Secret.
Peeper
You make the Lord very nervous.
Blind deacon
In today's gospel, the Lord tells us how we should live if we wish to obtain the splendor of heaven...or something like that. Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat.
Cardinal
Now that was some straight up David Copperfield shit!
Basketball audience member
You can do it, Nicky! Kick him in his hairy balls!
Townie